WARNING

This game is a work of satire and contains extreme comic-book violence: blood, gore, dismemberment, arson and very dark humour. It is meant for adults only.

Any resemblance to real police officers, judges, psychiatrists or accountants is purely coincidental. Please don't stab anyone with a pencil. Pencils are for tax returns.

PENCILPUSHER

A graphic novel of three very bad days

18+ · Bugfish · keyboard & mouse

Choose your sentence

Chapters

Options

How to play

W A S D move · Shift sprint · Space jump · C crouch

Mouse look · Left click attack / fire · Right click heavy attack, scope, bash or splash

Q throw what you're holding · F kick · E use, open, refill

R reload · 1–7 weapon groups · Wheel next weapon · X last weapon

V when TEMPER is full: lose it (slow motion, double damage) · Esc pause

Every level hides more than fifteen weapons. Pick them all up – the ledger counts.
Everything can be thrown: pencils, typewriters, bowling balls, the bailiff's gavel.
Being called "Lenny" fills your TEMPER. So does pain. Spend it.
Kicked people fall over. People on the floor are easy to finish.
Wet people conduct electricity. Doused people burn twice as well.
Prisoners and patients are on your side. They can't be hurt. They really can't.

Recess

CASE CLOSED

THE LEDGER

Click or Space to continue · Esc skips

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Click to grab the mouse and continue.