Take A Number

Earl Dobbs, 51, forklift operator, went out for milk. Two officers of Bleakwater's Precinct 9 framed him for 400 lbs of cocaine missing from their own evidence room and "questioned" him in the basement until he had a stroke. Today Earl goes back to file a complaint. Legally. At the reception window. He takes a number.

Number 847. Now serving: 012.

Wait in the lobby while Desk Officer Brenda's answers get more degrading, watch your blood pressure (above 205 Earl has a stroke), visit Mister Freezy across the street and then work your way through three floors with a shovel, a .38, "The Homeowner" shotgun, gasoline and matches, a dynamite bow and a quad rocket launcher. Read the precinct's e-mail on COPNET terminals, find five secrets and burn every false accusation file.

Your checkpoint and progress are saved to the cloud when you are logged in.

Content note: fictional satire for adults only (18+, the game asks for your age before it starts). Extreme cartoon violence and gore (a reduced gore option exists), torture and drug crime as plot elements, sexual harassment as a plot element (non-explicit), strong language and flashing images.